why the hell am i in calgary?

since i have been here, i have yet to enjoy the luxuries of this fine city. what i have come across have been interesting characters though. one night outside a mac's a man blatantly and upfront announced his addiction to Crack. from the words of a fellow character that i will be living with, the crack addict opened the door for him, and after saying thank you, his reply was "oh, its alright, because I'm a ROCKER!" which is white-boy slang/bad interpretation saying he was a crack head.

other characters of interest, the other day Chad (awesome friend) and i went for some Cantonese food, and while ordering out take out the lady insisted on rushing us to order and leave as soon as possible. this was by far the most odd and interesting situation, because this restaurant was completely empty. we weren't allowed to ask for any suggestions, or what she would recommend, not even time to think about the choice that we could choose from. although i do give her credit for getting us in, and out in record time. furthermore the food was good for weird service. she also said good bye in the most sarcastic way that we could not help but said good bye back in as well. it was like something out of the freaky-deaky twilight zone.

the opposite gender here, i have met some nice females here, i think a tops of 2 and that is including the freaking cantonese lady. she only counts because our hands brushed by eachother when i was handing her my order, and for a split second i thought that love could have existed. that was until she shouted at me "give me yo order now!" anyway, their were a few ladies we met at a concert, but blah blah blah, they just wanted a picture with me because of my mustache, fucking dead sexy it is, and you know it bitch! moreover what i am trying to say is... i have been living in a shell... and guess what! i fucking LOVE IT, so suck it bitch...

over all in actuality... i need to find my merchant ale house of calgary, along with finding those other comforts of the past. does that sound to lame? fell feel to tell me what you think.. you know where to find me...

from north dakota, to canmore, to banff, to calgary

alright everyone, so a lot has changed since my last entry. i went to canmore, banff, and finally ended up in calgary. the mountains weren't my calling, i think it'll only be a weekend adventure for me.

i got to canmore and applied to a ton of places, and only got two call backs for jobs i didn't even apply for. i was forewarned to not be picky about the jobs i want and get offered, but i can't help it if i know what i like and don't like.

its like goin to dairy queen and asking for a strawberry cheesequake, but instead they give you a brownie blast parfait. its just as good, but its not the same as getting those little chunks of cheesecake that you know you are getting when you buy that blizzard. even though you know that with the brownie blast, you are getting those chunks of brownie... just as good but not the same.

and since you're in alberta, don't even think of buying icecream or any such frozen delicious treat, prices out here are bored line insane. HA, of you want ben and jerry's ice cream? good luck buddy, that was expensive in ontario, its a gourmet item here in alberta...

i haven't even yet bothered to look at the prices of cheese, someone told me, to just give it up and move on.... so much for those snooty wine and cheese parties we once had. looks like i'll just give up drinking wine... i'll prolly resort to drinking lake port or lucky logger.... OH SHIT wait... they don't have that cheap 24 for 24 beer here....no no no, they have DUDE beer, which is equivalent but more expensive...

unhappy with calgary at the moment? hells yeah i am... ppl are all like aww calgary that place is nice... oh yeah? show me? b/c right now i am pissed and wants some ice cream

some where in north dakota

right now... right now... its time to kick out that jams mother fucker!... what an amazing line to open a song up with (kick out the jams, MC5 for you tards who don't know). so form my last entry, i have left wisconsin, drove through that state like a bat oot of hell, nothing really mentionable to say about wisconsin. although, i passed by some sweet water parks which i would have love to check out some day, unlikely b/c their will be better water parks in better places. i thought i was gonna see a ton of billboards when i drove through wisconsin, like i did when i was a kid. but i guess i was on the wrong highway, but... yeah whatever! so after wisconsin, i hit minnesota, and it was at this point where boredom behind the wheel really set it... i didn't start talking to myself at this point, i'm saving that for today. but driving through minnesota was kinda lame, like the most excitement was driving around minneapolis. this was only b/c their was heavy traffic and kinda felt like driving on the gardern express way or something along those lines. after minneapolis, this was pushing the mid evening this got pretty flat... and well they are still pretty flat. i'm talking seeing for miles and miles, which was pretty rad. if you think about it, one guy could be talking to another guy a few miles down the road, as they're walking towards eachother, and they could just be all like "hey i can see you now, can you see me?" but the they're still so far away... wow... imagine that?... its almost as cool as a fullhouse reunion MOVIE! hells yeah baby!

alright so after the long drive from minneapolis, i finally arrived in FARGO BABY! which is where i crashed for the night at some lil'hotel drive. this was around 10:30 my time, but for fargo-ians only like 9:30. so after checking, i pretty much fell asleep... and that was the end of the day. 5 states, way too many stops, and not enough pictures taken...

TODAY!!! i stopped at some town and seen the worlds largest buffalo... i was kinda bummed when i realized it was only a cement one... i thought i would have seen like paul bunyan or something, big things are suppose to come in small packages right? or am i just lame and making things up?
if you think big thinks come in small packages txt 1 to your virgin mobile phones.
if you think i'm just straight up lame, txt me right away so i can have someone to talk to... i'll be standing by for your calls.

anyway i am hoping to make it to montana by tonight at somepoint....

PEOPLE I EXPECT THAT SHOULD BE READING THIS.... justin, and hayes... maybe tim... msg me if i left you out, haha.

lastnight

so i left st.catharines around... 5ish, went there to buffalo, then to cleveland. this drive was pretty descent. all i could think about the entire time was alec baldwin's line from 30 Rock, "we all can't flee to the cleve Lemon" (tina fey's character for all you knobs who don't watch this shit). so with thinking about this line, i also got caught up about thinking about other things that referenced cleveland, like major league... then i started thinking about baseball... and a league of their own... and tom hanks... then thinking about tom hanks in forrest gump... and how he ran all over in that movie... TOM HANKS was only good in BIG. anyway off topic again. when i got to cleveland i was pretty pumped... then i realized i'm only driving through it... then i got bummed... driving through places sucks now... even today when i drove through chicago... awesome.. but yeah sucked more b/c i couldn't stop. but what was amazing about the cleve... was my white castle experience... i was pretty excited and pumped for this... i don't know what i can compare it to right now, i'll get back to that one... anyway i called up my buddy DOWNIE just to tell someone.... anyway more later... peace!