i would die for you!... but i am your love! :D ohhh that prince... he is so craze. he's craze crazy. i could go on forever about how awesome prince is... and how his halftime show two years ago was by far the coolest half-time show since.... the last time the canadiens won the stanley cup!

anyway prince craze... and writes way better songs then any other person to exist, i wish prince would kill all the metal groups alive... even metallica... god they are brutal.

one final note, the pub by my house had a special on MGD buckets tonight, and adam robert perpuluk bought tonight. devin fraser wood lost out on tonight b/c we couldn't finish them before closing time.

ONE LOVE!

if your dog shits in your house

you clean the shit up... you don't let the shit sit there and soak in... or do you? either way... its gross, right?

calgary has just gotten shitter... twice as shitty as before since there is shit in the living room and kitchen near the birds shitty cage.

calgary... is cold

i wasn't born for this weather, its way to cold for me. i need a place warm... any place but here.

will's lazy eye...video

what does it mean? i hope you hate this video, and regret watching it. hahaha in a cheesey diabolic laughter

have you seen this man?

this is hayes, he is wanted in four states, and two provinces for identity theft, and posing as the fifth member of the pop-group Finger Bang. we don't know much about him, but we know he frequents this web address. if you have any idea of his where abouts or have any possible leads. please leave a comment below.

shotgun william

this is a video by shotgun jimmie, he's great.

i'm not awake at the moment, but this song just makes sense. its relaxing, and could definitely kick harrison fords ass because jimmie wasn't in the last indiana jones movie... or wasn't in areosmith.

pabts blue ribbon!

this is another david lynch video from blue velvet, possible the best scene from the movie... besides any other scene with dennis hopper... and possible dennis hoppers best scene from any of his other movies... BOLD ass statement right? well fuck that shit! pabts blue ribbon!

who loves david lynch

total tom cruise bull shit panties in my mouth... watch all the videos and you'll understand...
this posting goes out to tim pienta and matthew lianza... because they like david lynch more then anyone else i know...

timmy and the lords of the underworld

this is a little more soothing then being addicted to ritalin and being conned into goin to a phil collins concert... i just watched an episode of south park and that was the premise... as much as i love phil... i wouldn't want to be conned into seeing him without peter and genesis.

through being goon enough

watched goonies twice today, not sure it thats a good thing... or a bad thing?
and as well, listened to saves the day... can you tell?

they're wet... and ones

umm, i was bored. was goin to clean my room... but then came across the wet ones under my bed... and i finally decided to post a video of myself... hope you like it... :D

U-N-WILL

you can never have enough shoes, and the worst was the haters in highschool who beefed me wearing a different pair of shoes every day of the week... don't think i forgot about you kids, no steez.

roger marin real

i saw guy terrifico and roger play a few songs one night in a bar, real canadian music.

will do make say think

if you don't like do make say think you're likely dead inside, and have no soul...

and in the words of randy marsh from south park... OBAMA!

a film by johnny depp

i think i might just start leaving more videos of what i think you should watch and feel.... mitchellism... its an awakening of the senses

just feeling it

wow... great speech... yes we can

i hope you all watched big b's speech tonight. big B is what we're calling obama these days. anyway, bush never gave a speech that touching, obama got me a little teary eyed, damn. then i did shed a little tear when i saw othe people on tv crying, i figured it was okay to cry a little... but not too much... but like robert smith said so sternly before. boys don't cry... and like tom hanks once said in a league of there own... theirs no crying in baseball... that part is really irrelevant.

one love... YES WE CAN!

so... barack who?....

congrads to the united states... and congrads to the weather, its finally snowing in calgary, its just been a whirl wind of gnar buckets today.

as well i looked good today.

new header

HEY! hey! Hey! hEY! heY! did i forget to say hi? anyway this is my new layout... its pretty basic, but there is a new header... what do you think?

saturday night and a tiger beat

tonight went well, friends came over. and we had a lil'party.

tonight began with a call from justin, and him informing me of stu moving to amsterdam. this was amazing b/c stu is the kind of guy who would be great anywhere, and i think europe could use a good dose of dykstra fixin'. stu is a great dude who just know how to make any dude crack a smile. personally... i hate the guy, only b/c he knows how to make everyone smile and laugh. thats how great of a dude stu is.

anyway follow justin's great news of stu. i went to a safeway to uptain the fixings for a pleasant antiopasto. on my way i was nearly hit by a car at a cross walk. this strikes me as awkward, b/c people speak so highly of calgary.... but here i am. nearly getting hit by speeding cars... that doesn't seem to nice...right?

so long story short... i had some awesome friends over and we had some good times... for more awesome information of this evening see my soon to be facebook photographs.

one love. william.

friends buy me Tiger Beat

two friends recently bought me a Tiger Beat, this lucky issue came with three posters of the Jonas Bros. and other underage disney actors who have yet to get caught up in the glitz and galmour.

pictures of the Jonas Bros posters to come! ;)

stop drawing on your eyebrows

this is to all the ladies, stop drawing on your brows. its weird. you think it might look great, but when you wash your face and come into the room with no brows... that isn't so great. you look like aliens... thats not attractive

YO CHEESE! PLUG ME IN!

loggin' a blog

sometimes listening to past muscians who've died in there prime makes you always wonder what they could have done. like jeff buckley, would he have just become another john mayer who just annoys you these days. would he have been down with aaron spelling and the OC bastardizing his music to the many misfortunate people who watched that show? this is just a single thought of many in the course of a hour of course.

i'd like to think that he would have taken the path of the righteous man, humble, and almost like b.dylan. stateed that he wouldn't allow his music to be used for a commerical butchering.

i would have love to have seen him tour with another great band like grizzly bear. something that is as relaxing as him, but with a slight ease 0f difference.

for you crazy kids, i'm sure you have a musican or band that dispurtist in their prime and would have loved to have seen, right?

although, jeff buckley's tragedy launched him into legendary scription, he'll never die, right?

conversation with hannah

so this is how a conversation with hannah usually ends... its a long process, and i thought i'd share it with you people. i'm sure hannah will hate me for it, but she doubted me posting it. i personally find this amusing, but you be the judge.

as well, i haven't posted anything new in a few days now... i figure its about time... and i have been lacking in the comments, does anyone read this anymore? and should i be posting more often?

hannah says: anyways i am going to go to bed
william says: well whatever
i hate you
hannah says: no please dont
tell me you love me
william says: you make me hate life
hannah says: just tell me you love me before i go to sleep
william says: you make me want to cry
hannah says: just tell me you love me
william says: you filled me with empty promises of love and now i can never love again
hannah says: just tell me you love me
william says: there was a point in my past where i loved you
hannah says: annnd.....now you still do?
william says: but that period is in the past
william..kh.. says: you have ruined me hannah
hannah says: no...tell me you still love me
hannah says: tell me
hannah says: tell me now
william says: now i can never go on loving and living again
hannah says: okay i am just going to go ahead and sleep
hannah says: xo
hannah says: (F)
william says: i am saving this conversation and publishing it in my blog

no age portland

i saw no age in portland today... originally we went to try and see girl talk... i also went and saw the coast today, it was pretty rad.

so if your reading this, who do you love?

this is for ryan

since you wanted a new post here it is. for ryan hayes, to some of you know, you know him simply as gayes, some of you might know him as hayes, but even more commonly he is know as ryan "i cry when i drink" hayes.

ryan, yes i know you miss me, i miss you. but someday when both our worlds can connect as one we shall be one. but for now stop crying about how i haven't ranted the bitterness of my life. i know you have a ton of other things you could be doing right now, like... checking a number of your mobile phones.

inner city pressure party! tonight!

the air smells like a dirty ashtray, and grease KFC... with a hint of unkept dirty dog, and oh yes... i am sitting on my back patio. that is the beauty of living in townhouses. you get a feel if all the neighbors and what they're like... and of course myself... the snotty neighbor who prefers to keep to himself.

places i would rather be then in calgary right now? the inner city pressure party

preview to awesomeness

sometimes in life you eat strawberries, sometimes in life you eat at an all you can eat buffet in an indian casino down the road from your house, and you eat chocolate covered strawberries... i like the all you can eat buffet for 9.99 plus tax. it was a nice three course meal that never ended. and the food was amazing for 9.99.

grey eagle casino. good food... and it was the first time in a long time that i got to knack out on some cheeses! especially some good goats cheese! and thank you justin and hayes for getting me addicted to said cheese.

more awesomeness to come...

expect changes

i am thinking about revamping this pathetic excuse for a blogspot. i am flirting with a number of ideas, and thank you justin for the little discussion we had. that help inspire, as well as give a rough guidance to which direction i might go.

i figured i might as well give some face to this page since their are so many blogs, this one is just another in the face of so many. so stay tuned for a revamp, although i have no clue when said vamping will take place.

as well, alienation is over, that idea didn't work out so well. the only thing i got out of that, is things got a little boring and i was talking to myself like some crazy person. i am just gonna read more and continue writing, but reading and writing the right things.

More Great News! i recently spoke with a friend, and i am planning a little road trip to the west coast. this will be the highlight for the month, and something i am goin to be looking forward too.

In closing, i feel that this note has been a blapper and a rambling of jargon.... BUT ppl i think might be reading this. harwood, hayes, ferrato, tim, maybe zach, holly, maybe amy? umm not sure who else....

ps i strongly recommend you listen to http://www.myspace.com/sllremixessallyshapiro
track, I Know. its a great remix.

alienation

for the moment, i am choosing to alienate myself from the ppl around me, for the fact that i am sick of being surrounded by complete morons. i think its for my own benefit, i mean why should i risk the chance of becoming some idiot? i know they're wastes of life and i would prefer that they keep their wastes of lives away from me. they're infected, they carry their burdens around on their sleeves, and overall... i could careless.

am i right or am i wrong? please tell me? i think they don't deserve to be around me because they aren't putting anything beneficial onto a dinner plate but excuses and problems, right?

this is hatred against anyone, its just looking out for your own best interest and choosing the atmosphere you want to live within

why the hell am i in calgary?

since i have been here, i have yet to enjoy the luxuries of this fine city. what i have come across have been interesting characters though. one night outside a mac's a man blatantly and upfront announced his addiction to Crack. from the words of a fellow character that i will be living with, the crack addict opened the door for him, and after saying thank you, his reply was "oh, its alright, because I'm a ROCKER!" which is white-boy slang/bad interpretation saying he was a crack head.

other characters of interest, the other day Chad (awesome friend) and i went for some Cantonese food, and while ordering out take out the lady insisted on rushing us to order and leave as soon as possible. this was by far the most odd and interesting situation, because this restaurant was completely empty. we weren't allowed to ask for any suggestions, or what she would recommend, not even time to think about the choice that we could choose from. although i do give her credit for getting us in, and out in record time. furthermore the food was good for weird service. she also said good bye in the most sarcastic way that we could not help but said good bye back in as well. it was like something out of the freaky-deaky twilight zone.

the opposite gender here, i have met some nice females here, i think a tops of 2 and that is including the freaking cantonese lady. she only counts because our hands brushed by eachother when i was handing her my order, and for a split second i thought that love could have existed. that was until she shouted at me "give me yo order now!" anyway, their were a few ladies we met at a concert, but blah blah blah, they just wanted a picture with me because of my mustache, fucking dead sexy it is, and you know it bitch! moreover what i am trying to say is... i have been living in a shell... and guess what! i fucking LOVE IT, so suck it bitch...

over all in actuality... i need to find my merchant ale house of calgary, along with finding those other comforts of the past. does that sound to lame? fell feel to tell me what you think.. you know where to find me...

from north dakota, to canmore, to banff, to calgary

alright everyone, so a lot has changed since my last entry. i went to canmore, banff, and finally ended up in calgary. the mountains weren't my calling, i think it'll only be a weekend adventure for me.

i got to canmore and applied to a ton of places, and only got two call backs for jobs i didn't even apply for. i was forewarned to not be picky about the jobs i want and get offered, but i can't help it if i know what i like and don't like.

its like goin to dairy queen and asking for a strawberry cheesequake, but instead they give you a brownie blast parfait. its just as good, but its not the same as getting those little chunks of cheesecake that you know you are getting when you buy that blizzard. even though you know that with the brownie blast, you are getting those chunks of brownie... just as good but not the same.

and since you're in alberta, don't even think of buying icecream or any such frozen delicious treat, prices out here are bored line insane. HA, of you want ben and jerry's ice cream? good luck buddy, that was expensive in ontario, its a gourmet item here in alberta...

i haven't even yet bothered to look at the prices of cheese, someone told me, to just give it up and move on.... so much for those snooty wine and cheese parties we once had. looks like i'll just give up drinking wine... i'll prolly resort to drinking lake port or lucky logger.... OH SHIT wait... they don't have that cheap 24 for 24 beer here....no no no, they have DUDE beer, which is equivalent but more expensive...

unhappy with calgary at the moment? hells yeah i am... ppl are all like aww calgary that place is nice... oh yeah? show me? b/c right now i am pissed and wants some ice cream

some where in north dakota

right now... right now... its time to kick out that jams mother fucker!... what an amazing line to open a song up with (kick out the jams, MC5 for you tards who don't know). so form my last entry, i have left wisconsin, drove through that state like a bat oot of hell, nothing really mentionable to say about wisconsin. although, i passed by some sweet water parks which i would have love to check out some day, unlikely b/c their will be better water parks in better places. i thought i was gonna see a ton of billboards when i drove through wisconsin, like i did when i was a kid. but i guess i was on the wrong highway, but... yeah whatever! so after wisconsin, i hit minnesota, and it was at this point where boredom behind the wheel really set it... i didn't start talking to myself at this point, i'm saving that for today. but driving through minnesota was kinda lame, like the most excitement was driving around minneapolis. this was only b/c their was heavy traffic and kinda felt like driving on the gardern express way or something along those lines. after minneapolis, this was pushing the mid evening this got pretty flat... and well they are still pretty flat. i'm talking seeing for miles and miles, which was pretty rad. if you think about it, one guy could be talking to another guy a few miles down the road, as they're walking towards eachother, and they could just be all like "hey i can see you now, can you see me?" but the they're still so far away... wow... imagine that?... its almost as cool as a fullhouse reunion MOVIE! hells yeah baby!

alright so after the long drive from minneapolis, i finally arrived in FARGO BABY! which is where i crashed for the night at some lil'hotel drive. this was around 10:30 my time, but for fargo-ians only like 9:30. so after checking, i pretty much fell asleep... and that was the end of the day. 5 states, way too many stops, and not enough pictures taken...

TODAY!!! i stopped at some town and seen the worlds largest buffalo... i was kinda bummed when i realized it was only a cement one... i thought i would have seen like paul bunyan or something, big things are suppose to come in small packages right? or am i just lame and making things up?
if you think big thinks come in small packages txt 1 to your virgin mobile phones.
if you think i'm just straight up lame, txt me right away so i can have someone to talk to... i'll be standing by for your calls.

anyway i am hoping to make it to montana by tonight at somepoint....

PEOPLE I EXPECT THAT SHOULD BE READING THIS.... justin, and hayes... maybe tim... msg me if i left you out, haha.

lastnight

so i left st.catharines around... 5ish, went there to buffalo, then to cleveland. this drive was pretty descent. all i could think about the entire time was alec baldwin's line from 30 Rock, "we all can't flee to the cleve Lemon" (tina fey's character for all you knobs who don't watch this shit). so with thinking about this line, i also got caught up about thinking about other things that referenced cleveland, like major league... then i started thinking about baseball... and a league of their own... and tom hanks... then thinking about tom hanks in forrest gump... and how he ran all over in that movie... TOM HANKS was only good in BIG. anyway off topic again. when i got to cleveland i was pretty pumped... then i realized i'm only driving through it... then i got bummed... driving through places sucks now... even today when i drove through chicago... awesome.. but yeah sucked more b/c i couldn't stop. but what was amazing about the cleve... was my white castle experience... i was pretty excited and pumped for this... i don't know what i can compare it to right now, i'll get back to that one... anyway i called up my buddy DOWNIE just to tell someone.... anyway more later... peace!

i drank steam whistle this night, i got twelve, and brought only six to the party. i left the other six at my friends... and his lame german roommate drank my other six believing that it was okay for him to drink said beers b/c "he thought they were justin's" (my friend who is not featured here-->).

on another note, i also worked in niagara falls last summer, where i encountered to many tourist to handle on a daily basis. i worked hard and long days in this tourist establishment, and learned that german tourist are very snotty and uptight. they were by far the most difficult tourist to deal with, up their with a ton tourist groups i care not to mention.

but this thievery of my 6 steam whistles will have its day. if i do not get my beers back, i intend on taking further actions against this beer thief, and his entire country. watch your back german beer thief, and german beer is some of the shittiest beers out their. i'd rather drink sour puss then support german beers.

simply to difficult... join my cult

this is a quiet study floor, only very low-level talking is permitted. please turn off the ringer/volume on your cellphone when you are in the library.
thank you for modifying your level of conversation and activity

reading this makes me wanna listen to kick out the jams by MC5

things that need to die right now.

shemaghs and all the ppl wearing them because they're a trend... especially the lil'princess who begged their mommies and daddies to buy them a pink one...

Morrissey and the Smiths will always kick your ass

this one is for all my homies in the bronx

i need a new guitar... i want a banjo too... and i need to get some lunch... big-ups to brooklyn... listen to notorious BIG.

post-mitchellism theory of indulgence

blogging sucks... i forgot i had this thing till HAYES requested to read it... watch unhitched, and miss guided Hayes, they're lame Tv shows but worth the watch... i think the we have the potential to become the guys in unhitched....


listen to tom waits

1st timer

Am I really doing this? Have I fallen ill to this short term fade. Is this like so many other trends I've given into? I feel that is this keeps up I think I should just write in a journal instead... castrate me now